Start a little 'manger a trois' at home with a some sexy and delicious food porn.

BLT Kama Sutra

6 strips of bacon

12 cherry tomatoes

assorted microgreens of choice

mayonnaise as needed, I used Kewpie

Preheat the oven to 400˚F. 

Arrange the bacon on a baking sheet, but make sure you twist and turn the bacon into all kinds of contortionist positions. 

When the oven is hot, fire in the bacon and bake until crispy and brown. Remove to a paper towel lined plate and let it cool and firm up and get crispy.

Once the bacon is crispy you can carefully break it into 1/3 strip pieces. The more curves the better.

Slice your tomatoes using jaunty angles and fun oblong shapes. Symmetry is not sexy.

Now comes the fun part. Just like having a threesome, you need to let your inhibitions go and play with it until something starts to work. Use the mayonnaise to adhere things together. Playfull lay all the ingredients against each other in a wild and fun assortment of ways. Serve them arranged on a platter and obviously you're going to be eating them with your hands. 

Oh, and here is the BLT Kama Sutra shirt.

When Kitchen Scraps first came out I was trying to come up with fun ways to promote the book. The BLT Kama Sutra was the cookbook equivalent to releasing a sextape.

So, I used the original inspiration and added several other sexy positions for the trio to explore and have fun with. Enjoy!